Because When It Rains, It Pours


I dropped my computer yesterday.

The hard drive broke.

I have a report due tomorrow.

First idiot that says anything about backup is going to have his ass handed to him on a chrome plate.

With hollandaise sauce.

 

 

OK, but but why does the plate have to be chrome?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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  1. When it rains…It definitely does pour. I cracked up when you said, “First idiot that says anything about backup is going to have his ass handed to him on a chrome plate. With hollandaise sauce.” Reminded me of what Eddie Murphy said in one of his movies..Tower Heist I think it was.. He said something very similar.

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