Because When It Rains, It Pours

I dropped my computer yesterday.

The hard drive broke.

I have a report due tomorrow.

First idiot that says anything about backup is going to have his ass handed to him on a chrome plate.

With hollandaise sauce.



OK, but but why does the plate have to be chrome?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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