oh, it’s going to be a long season

What’s more disturbing: that the Cubs got schmattered on opening day, or that I actually care about it.
After having lived through 1969, 1984, 2004, I, (no sports expert) hereby make my predictions for 2010;
1) The Cubs will not win half of their games.
2) No Cubs pitcher will win more than 14 games.
3) No more than 2 players will hit over .300.