–more or less–that my life sounds horrific.
But it isn’t.
She said she was going to worry (which I don’t believe) and she wanted me to tell her something good.
So for all of my Rufus-loving, Meta-Bug reading empathizers out there, I send this link.
Support PAZ’s Efforts to Reduce Infectious Disease
The Meta-Bug 
I take exception to the use of “Old.” Cool, Fab, Righteous, The One That Got Away…
Got away? As I recall, it was servitude or flight, and I grew me some wings.