White House Announces New Categories of Journalism: Fake, Very Fake, and Very, Very Fake.


spicer

Sean Spicer said that seating in the press room will be according to the White House’s categories. Real News reporters will get the first two rows, Fake News will get the next two, Very Fake News will watch via video link from a stall in the men’s bathroom, and Very, Very Fake News will get hand-written transcripts of the conferences when the team of underage Bangladeshi transcribers gets them completed and mailed.

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑